The #RateASpecies Hashtag Is Everything You Needed in Your Life

I truly believe that if we could get just ONE funny thing everyday, life would seem like much less of a shitshow. Just one really hilarious thing we can laugh at while we pretend everything isn’t awful. Today, that one funny thing is the #rateaspecies hashtag on Twitter. A bunch of zoos rating animals with a star system? Yes please. These zoos don’t hold back! It’s like a review section on Amazon, but funnier. 15/10, would recommend.

I know you probably never realized how much you wanted zoos rating animals. Same here. But now that it’s a thing? It’s the BEST thing.

Don’t you just hate it when you fall in love with something and then it gets discontinued? Whatever that thing up there is, let’s hope it stays in production.

I really appreciate zookeeper Rick’s honesty here. This is information you need to have before making such a big investment.

Rick coming through again with the honest rating. 2/5 stars? Brutal. But in his defense, when you think you’re getting a mammal and it lays an egg? Time to take advantage of that return policy.

Cordless, you say? SOLD.

If you’re looking for top-notch sound quality and a rotating top, look no further. Bonus: mice seem to have an aversion to this particular model.

Sometimes having too many color options can be overwhelming. Winter- and waterproof is a plus.

“Otter be 4 stars but” LOLOLOL. Zoos rating animals are punny! So the Monterey Bay Aquarium was a bit stingier with their otter stars. But again, when you order an otter and get a weasel, that’s a problem.

“High-Koalaty.” You guys. I can’t with these zoo people.

Do yourselves a favor and take a few minutes (or the whole day, who cares) to scroll through the entire hashtag. I promise you, you will not be disappointed. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Amazon to see about getting me one of those otter fellas. Looks cute, hopefully the reviews are true.

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