8 WTF Father’s Day Gifts Courtesy Of The Internet
1. The Abhancer
Although I have to applaud it’s time saving potential, I have to think this gift would not be appreciated by most fathers. Not a hint they want passed on while working on that third hot dog.
2.Mummified Hand Butt Scratcher
Of course Dad Lore would tell us that if there is one activity all dad’s enjoy it’s butt scratching. And why soil your own pristine fingers when you can use this beauty?
3. Creepy Daddy/Daughter Pendant
In the spirit of the Creepy Mom’s of Boys quotes we discussed earlier this week, behold- a gift for the Creepy Dad in your life! Ugh, the vomit chunks are rising.
4. Beef Jerky Undies
Let’s be real, ladies. This is really a gift for us, amirite?
5. Baby Hjolster
So baby can be right next to daddy’s gun, I guess? Either way, I’m enjoying the Bjorn wordplay.
6. Pretend Tattoo Sleeve
For the dad you know who cannot commit to a real sleeve of tattoos. Or is too big of a pussy.
7. Hot Dog Toasting Holders
Not sure what man would find the notion of burning wieners funny, but yes. This exists.
8. Maxi Pads
For those heavy flow days.
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