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I’m Trying To Be Open Minded, But I’m Beyond Terrified By Fetish Barnyard Sex People

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Women Arrested For Fetish Barnyard VideosHere at Mommyish Enterprises™, as you know we always try and have a parenting angle for the news stories that we bring you. A few weeks ago when I first read about this case, I asked my lovely and amazing co-worker Bethany Ramos to cover this story and I believe her answer was SHUT UP EVE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PARENTING I CANNOT WRITE ABOUT THIS IT IS TOO AWFUL. Hence, I am usually the default writer when it comes to bringing you the truly awful news I cannot get any of the other writers to cover. Which brings us to my parenting angle: I cannot for the life of me understand any sexual fetish that involves animals or the hurting of animals and if any of my kids grew up to have this creepy fetish I would disown them post haste.

Not that this is something you would discover about someone over the Thanksgiving dinner table or something.

Two women have been charged with eight felony counts of animal cruelty after participating in animal ‘crush’ videos, which are pornographic movies that show female actresses killing and torturing animals while engaging in sex acts. From The Daily Mail

the recent video shows Zamora groping a man’s genitals with her left hand while ‘repeatedly cutting a chicken’s neck using hedge clippers with her right..’

In other videos, Zamora posed in ‘sexy outfits’ after chopping the head off of a screaming bird. She is also seen in the videos beating chickens to death with a wooden spoon and karate chopping the necks of several rabbits, authorities say.

I don’t have enough sad face emoticons for this. It’s so awful! And for the life of me I cannot understand it! I did not just fall off the turnip truck, I know that all sorts of people get off sexually on all sorts of weirdness, but for the life of me I cannot understand why this is sexually arousing to people, at all. Not only do I feel awful for the poor animals who are tortured in this way, it just makes no sense to me. I’m not a psychologist, but I guess it has something to do with power and helplessness and a whole lot of weird Freudian voodoo that I cannot begin to fathom.

 Stephanie Hird, 29, is the second ‘model’ arrested on animal cruelty charges for her role in the videos, in which she is seen allegedly killing and torturing animals as a form of animal-torture fetish porn.

Miami police arrested Hird as she attempted to board a plane at Miami International Airport. Her arrest comes less than two weeks after 28-year-old Sara Zamora was arrested on similar charges.


Good. I hope they go to jail forever and I also hope they are killed by chickens and rabbits or something.

The thing I also have a hard time wrapping my mind around is that these women, and also the creepy dude (according to the Daily Mail, Adam Redford, who is a fishing boat captain and has yet to be taken into custody) who filmed these movies, had to have come from somewhere – and what do you do as a parent when you discover the little kid who once got really excited over ice cream and cartoons was involved in something like this? I’m not sure how much money these women who participated in these videos made for them, but I have a hard time believing it had to have been a whole lot. Usually with movies like these they may charge a lot for them, but the actresses hired usually get paid a pretty small amount. It isn’t like they were starring in some mainstream big budget porno from a huge movie studio, they weren’t exactly getting Farrah Abraham dollars for this.

I don’t get people who want to hurt animals, and I really don’t get them sexually. Maybe this makes me some boring old mom and I am totally cool with that, because stories like these make me want to crawl into a cave and cry for a few hours and then go hug my dog a lot.

(Image: Stephanie Hird: Twitter) (I grabbed the same image from Twitter the Daily mail used and looking through her account I was led to her Instagram which shows pictures of this adorable little baby she claims is her niece. To add more terror to this story, can you imagine letting your sister be around your niece and then discovering the sort of things she was involved with?)


  1. Kendra

    April 17, 2014 at 9:05 am

    This is not what I thought I was going to get from this title. I have no words for this.

    • Megan Zander

      April 17, 2014 at 9:08 am

      Agreed. Never thought there was a level beyond ” woman has sex with donkey”

    • Eve Vawter

      April 17, 2014 at 9:08 am

      You are NOT helping me come to terms at how upsetting I found this Kendra!

    • Kendra

      April 17, 2014 at 9:15 am

      I thought this was going to be a “freaks that like getting busy in the barn on a tractor” or something. Or “guys that like it when she dresses up like Ellie Mae”.

    • Eve Vawter

      April 17, 2014 at 9:16 am

      we all can get behind those ones

  2. CMJ

    April 17, 2014 at 9:10 am

    Yep. Not what I thought. Ack.

  3. Bethany Ramos

    April 17, 2014 at 9:14 am

    You are so noble to lay die your life for me like this —- and YES, that is normally my response to REALLY FUCKED UP SHIT.

  4. TngldBlue

    April 17, 2014 at 9:26 am

    And here I thought there was nothing that could shock me anymore.

    • Robotic Socks

      April 17, 2014 at 12:26 pm

      Try replacing a live outlet. 🙁

  5. Lunashademom

    April 17, 2014 at 9:37 am

    good lord. what in the actual fuck.

  6. Tinyfaeri

    April 17, 2014 at 9:51 am

    Dude. I was expecting screwing horses. This is way more disturbing. WTF. There aren’t enough sad faces indeed. 🙁

    • Eve Vawter

      April 17, 2014 at 9:54 am

      I wanna know what makes someone be this way, basically so I can do the exact opposite in my parenting

    • Tinyfaeri

      April 17, 2014 at 10:00 am

      I would imagine if there are actions or steps that can be taken, you’re probably already doing them. I’m going with the idea that there are so few people out there that watch this …… that there is a infinitesimally small chance of ending up with it in your family. Please, please, please, no one correct me.

    • G.S.

      April 17, 2014 at 10:31 am

      Rule 34, dude.

    • Will Graham

      April 17, 2014 at 10:31 am

      Anti-social behavior. They do not see the animals as alive at all. There is no regard for their existence – which makes it easier to use them as fetishes and props.

      The element of sex indicates an elevated mindset, or God complex – they take life while simultaneously performing a life-creating event. They commit the ultimate sin and derive an orgasmic pleasure from it. This is their world and it is not yours.

      The actual taking-of-life on-camera suggests a need for validation. The audience admires this work. This is their doing.

    • Eve Vawter

      April 17, 2014 at 10:42 am

      The amount of absurd joy I have over someone commenting as Will Graham with that av is the best. but don’t you mean “This is their design?”

    • Alex Lee

      April 17, 2014 at 10:55 am

      As far as avoiding this in your own children, make them recognize the value of life in all its forms (your pets are a very good start). Make them comfortable with their social and sexual preferences. Don’t shame or repress the normal urges – doing so may twist them into something even less-desirable.

      This is your design.

  7. Fondue

    April 17, 2014 at 10:12 am

    I wish I could un-read this. 🙁

  8. pixie

    April 17, 2014 at 10:12 am

    I…don’t know what to say to this. I think I’m going to pretend I never read this.

    • Tinyfaeri

      April 17, 2014 at 11:45 am

      THAT’S AN EXCELLENT [email protected]! I am so stealing this.

  9. Valerie

    April 17, 2014 at 10:17 am

    It is tough to make me speechless but you have done it, Eve. This is one of the most disturbing things I have read. Ick.

  10. LiteBrite

    April 17, 2014 at 10:18 am

    Da fuque do I click on these articles? Seriously. I need to go back to believing that “ignorance is bliss.”

  11. raeronola

    April 17, 2014 at 10:26 am

    what do you do as a parent when you discover the little kid who once got
    really excited over ice cream and cartoons was involved in something
    like this?

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s fairly unlikely that these women had childhoods of the “ice cream and cartoons” variety…

    • ted3553

      April 22, 2014 at 3:36 pm

      My suspicion is that you’re right about their childhoods. I don’t think this is something you do when your life has been pleasant and “normal”. Not excusing their behaviour but i think it’s likely there have been some issues in their past.

  12. TwentiSomething Mom

    April 17, 2014 at 10:50 am

    So she was literally choking the chicken?

  13. Katja Yount

    April 17, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    And here I was innocently thinking “Sooo… topless ladies milking cows or something?” Ew… just no. World, I am disappoint.

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  15. NickNack

    April 18, 2014 at 12:33 am

    Oh. My. God. Instant nightmares after reading this.

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