I’m Trying To Be Open Minded, But I’m Beyond Terrified By Fetish Barnyard Sex People

Here at Mommyish Enterprisesâ„¢, as you know we always try and have a parenting angle for the news stories that we bring you. A few weeks ago when I first read about this case, I asked my lovely and amazing co-worker Bethany Ramos to cover this story and I believe her answer was SHUT UP EVE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PARENTING I CANNOT WRITE ABOUT THIS IT IS TOO AWFUL. Hence, I am usually the default writer when it comes to bringing you the truly awful news I cannot get any of the other writers to cover. Which brings us to my parenting angle: I cannot for the life of me understand any sexual fetish that involves animals or the hurting of animals and if any of my kids grew up to have this creepy fetish I would disown them post haste.

Not that this is something you would discover about someone over the Thanksgiving dinner table or something.

Two women have been charged with eight felony counts of animal cruelty after participating in animal ‘crush’ videos, which are pornographic movies that show female actresses killing and torturing animals while engaging in sex acts. From The Daily Mail: 

the recent video shows Zamora groping a man’s genitals with her left hand while ‘repeatedly cutting a chicken’s neck using hedge clippers with her right..’

In other videos, Zamora posed in ‘sexy outfits’ after chopping the head off of a screaming bird. She is also seen in the videos beating chickens to death with a wooden spoon and karate chopping the necks of several rabbits, authorities say.

I don’t have enough sad face emoticons for this. It’s so awful! And for the life of me I cannot understand it! I did not just fall off the turnip truck, I know that all sorts of people get off sexually on all sorts of weirdness, but for the life of me I cannot understand why this is sexually arousing to people, at all. Not only do I feel awful for the poor animals who are tortured in this way, it just makes no sense to me. I’m not a psychologist, but I guess it has something to do with power and helplessness and a whole lot of weird Freudian voodoo that I cannot begin to fathom.

 Stephanie Hird, 29, is the second ‘model’ arrested on animal cruelty charges for her role in the videos, in which she is seen allegedly killing and torturing animals as a form of animal-torture fetish porn.

Miami police arrested Hird as she attempted to board a plane at Miami International Airport. Her arrest comes less than two weeks after 28-year-old Sara Zamora was arrested on similar charges.

Good. I hope they go to jail forever and I also hope they are killed by chickens and rabbits or something.

The thing I also have a hard time wrapping my mind around is that these women, and also the creepy dude (according to the Daily Mail, Adam Redford, who is a fishing boat captain and has yet to be taken into custody) who filmed these movies, had to have come from somewhere – and what do you do as a parent when you discover the little kid who once got really excited over ice cream and cartoons was involved in something like this? I’m not sure how much money these women who participated in these videos made for them, but I have a hard time believing it had to have been a whole lot. Usually with movies like these they may charge a lot for them, but the actresses hired usually get paid a pretty small amount. It isn’t like they were starring in some mainstream big budget porno from a huge movie studio, they weren’t exactly getting Farrah Abraham dollars for this.

I don’t get people who want to hurt animals, and I really don’t get them sexually. Maybe this makes me some boring old mom and I am totally cool with that, because stories like these make me want to crawl into a cave and cry for a few hours and then go hug my dog a lot.

(Image: Stephanie Hird: Twitter) (I grabbed the same image from Twitter the Daily mail used and looking through her account I was led to her Instagram which shows pictures of this adorable little baby she claims is her niece. To add more terror to this story, can you imagine letting your sister be around your niece and then discovering the sort of things she was involved with?)