Woman Filing Maternity Suit Against Beyoncé And Jay-Z Is Full Of Sh*t
Apparently, the world is so desperate for Beyoncé and Jay Z news that they will believe anything they read. There is a story all over the internet today that a woman named Tina Seals has filed a maternity suit against Beyoncé and Jay Z. Interesting. It’s not often you hear of a woman filing a maternity suit against another woman, because what the hell that makes no sense.
The legal document, filed in Manhattan, apparently states that Seals is seeking “to verify whether she is the biological mother” of Blue Ivy and also mentions that she was “previously associated” with Jay Z and Beyoncé. Okay. This is where I will mention that Starcasm.net reports that Seals has “previously filed similar suits against Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in regards to North West, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson in regards to Michael Jackson’s children Prince, Paris and Blanket, and even the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge! So basically – she’s delusional.
The story got legs simply because of all the speculation about recent marital issues between Beyoncé and Jay and a longstanding rumor that Beyoncé somehow faked her pregnancy – a rumor that was based on one interview where her pregnant stomach looked a little weird. Apparently the world believes that a pregnant belly is akin to a taught beach-ball that has no give. This is not true, world. Sorry to rain on your conspiracy theories.
It’s amazing to me that you can give birth to a child who is the spitting image of you and her father, carry the baby, make a documentary about being pregnant and carrying the baby – and people will still call “bullshit” and believe ridiculous allegations from a serial-maternity-filer.
This story should be dead by next week. I hope.
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