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TGI Friday Open Thread: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Pre-Kids Life?

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Fotor0913142521Let’s play that game where we don’t have kids and we have an entire weekend all to ourselves and we won’t be woken up in the morning by anyone wanting to play Batman guys.

Screen Shot 2013-09-13 at 1.55.24 PMHow would you spend it? How did you used to spend your time before you had kids? Remember spending an entire afternoon reading a book, without any interruptions? That was THE BEST.

Going to movies that don’t involve talking animals, taking long baths, having sex without anyone knocking on the door and asking if the popcorn bag should be opened before it goes in the microwave, eating a long lunch without anyone stealing all your French fries. I love my kids. I couldn’t imagine my life without them, but sometimes I miss the days before I had them. I can’t be the only one who feels this way. So instead of having any free time this weekend, I’ll be helping with four English projects and cleaning my house a lot. Yeah, Yeah I should have thought about that before I opened my slut legs and got myself knocked up.

 

 

So, tell me, what do your miss most about the days before you had kids? Go go go!

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