What Dads Really Want For Father’s Day (Other Than Sexual Favors From The Wife)
Father’s Day is just around the corner. Before you run out to purchase yet another striped tie or personalized golf ball, consider this: guys don’t want ’em (remember, ladies, it is no longer 1982).
We polled a bunch of modern dads to find out what’s truly on their wish list this Hallmark-holiday season. Read on to find out.
P.S. We took the liberty of deleting the dirty parts – you know, that intimate Father’s Day gift every man craves from the mother of his child. (Hint: it rhymes with shmow shmob.)