Here Are All the Weird Sex Laws Where You Live

You know that feel, when you want to get it on but don’t want to break any weird sex laws? Well, fear not, dear readers. We’ve got the weirdest sex laws from every state, so you can avoid running afoul of the law during your (admittedly odd) sexy time. Some of these are really out there. But no judgement! You do you, you freaks.

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Leading the weird sex laws is Alabama, where incestuous marriages are illegal. That seems…fine? Maybe that should be the law everywhere, we’re just spit-balling here.

In Arizona, you can’t have more than two dildos in your house, so pick a favorite. In Little Rock, Arkansas, flirtation and “lascivious banter” between opposite sexes on the street will land you in the pokey for 30 days (sounds like a fun place).

Moose are banned from having sex on city streets in Fairbanks, Alaska. You hear that, you randy moose? Keep in in the bedroom!

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If you live in California, don’t sell boobie pillows within 1000 feet of a highway (crossing that off my list of business ideas). In Colorado, you’re breaking the law if you keep a house where unmarried people are allowed to have sex. All sex toys are banned in Georgia, which explains … a lot, tbh.

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In Indiana, it’s illegal for men to be sexually aroused in public. Again, we’re pretty ok with this one! However, in Iowa, kisses can’t last more than 5 minutes. Maybe they need that law in Indiana so guys don’t go around getting aroused.

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Commit adultery or have premarital sex in Mississippi and you may find yourself on the receiving end of a $500 fine or 6 months in prison. Nebraska bans marriage if you have gonorrhea (fair point). Sex toy sales are illegal in NEVADA, of all places.

New Mexico allows nudity if genitals and FEMALE nipples are covered. However, male nipples are a-ok!

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Adultery is illegal in New York and North Carolina. Similarly, adultery is a misdemeanor in Virginia. Meanwhile, oral and anal sex are against the law in Pennsylvania (sorry, guys). Owning more than six dildos isn’t allowed in Texas. Strangely enough, it’s only illegal to marry your first cousin in Utah under the age of 65. All things considered, that doesn’t seem that weird in Utah.

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So there you have it! Get your freak on, everyone. Just remember to have bail money at the ready, too.

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