Wasps Built a Nest Around a Doll, and It’s the Creepiest Thing You’ll Ever See
Last week I thought that finding a nest of rattlesnakes in a kid’s playhouse was the creepiest thing nature could do. Consider this an open letter of apology to snakes, because an intrepid family of wasps has more than outdone them. Somehow, wasps built a nest around a creepy baby doll, and the results will give you nightmares forever.
Bees are sweet. Wasps are tiny flying jerks.
Bees and wasps are both stinging insects, but they’re very different. Bees are fuzzy and delightful, and for the most part they won’t bother us if we don’t bother them. Wasps, on the other hand, are flying jerks. Bees are hardworking pollinators, and they’re key to the survival of most of the foods we need to survive. While bees are busily keeping the entire world fed, wasps are doing things like this:
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See, look. CREEPY!
Wasps built a nest around this doll and now you can show your kids what they're getting for Xmas. 💀👍 #horror pic.twitter.com/LqJV1De1EJ
— Eric Weiss 🤘💀 (@ZombieRiot) August 28, 2017
Thanks, wasps.
It’s not clear where this creepy doll wasp nest is located, or how it got up in that tree in the first place. But wherever it is, that place is all set with the best Hallween decor ever. Well, except for the fact that it’s a wasp nest. Live wasp nests aren’t exactly good at attracting trick-or-treaters.
Maybe these people would be better off with a smiling Jack-O-Lantern. (They could put a citronella candle inside it to discourage insects.)
The internet would like to thank the wasps for a lifetime of nightmares.
Twitter can’t deal with this wasp horrorshow. But it turns out there are a lot of creepy things in the world.
Naah.. Still there's nothing more terrific than baby doll centipedes for me.. pic.twitter.com/kC3bfRhk9H
— Grayvoid (@DaedalusSystem) August 29, 2017
Great, is not like I was planning to sleep in the next 5 years… pic.twitter.com/YHwQ1kqnCv
— Gregarious Aquarius (@Patlovesya) August 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/NaomiSeu/status/902194653738520576
This isn’t even the first time wasps have turned into creepy little sculptors. Another Twitter user offered a photo of a wasp nest built around a wooden statue, and it looks like the Night King.
Reminds me of the wooden statue that became a hornet's nest in a shed: https://t.co/WAf603FY8q pic.twitter.com/phwSXuAJzg
— Peter Fries (@Peter_Fries) August 29, 2017
I think the wasps are trying to tell us something. It can’t possibly be good. Have wasps been slowly threatening humanity with nest sculptures for decades? I wouldn’t put it past the stabby little jerks. We should probably start arming ourselves with foggers and flamethrowers.
Do you have wasps around your place? Tell us how to deal with them in the comments.
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(H/t SomeECards; Image: iStockPhoto / Daninat)