We're celebrating War on Christmas Week at Mommyish! See our previous posts here.
"Christmas time is here... happiness and cheer"...and don't forget JESUS. Jesus is the reason for the season, people. The baby Jesus' birthday is coming you guys. Stop saying "Happy Holidays!" Why be inclusive of all faiths and cultures that celebrate this time of year when we can throw a giant fit about everyone forgetting to wish Jesus a happy birthday? We should just stop calling it Christmas all together and just call it "Jesus' Birthday" to clear up any confusion about where are attention should be focused. Luckily, the soldiers in the War On Christmas are all over Twitter and happy to remind us that #JesusIsTheReason. 1. The word "Holiday" sucks. Yeah, "Holiday" as a word totally sucks. I prefer "You're killing Jesus' memory and belittling his sacrifice-aday." 2. Stop hurting Linda. I'm not sure what Linda means here, but her heart is hurting. Merry Christmas! 3. Are you missing the Christ of Christmas? I can't believe Willie is slamming secular Christmas radio. Wtf, dude? That 24-hour Christmas music station rocks. It's the only thing that plays in my care between Thanksgiving and New Years. 4. I'm confused. Um, pretty sure you have the wrong holiday. 5. Snoopy loves Jesus. Thank you Charles Schulz for slipping scripture into the Charlie Brown Christmas Special! He clearly understood #JesusIsTheReason.
6. Passive-aggressive soldier. Um, excuse me. 7. Details. I'm sure we'd have thought of something else to commercialize the hell out of, but okay. 8. This could have been so much better. "What has two thumbs and says 'Merry Christmas? THIS GAL!" 9. #SHOUTJESUS Funny, I never pictured Jesus as a capslock kind of person. 10. Oh God, no. Just, no.