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The Vajankle Is A Sex Toy You Can Never Unsee (NSFW)

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I’ve heard of a foot fetish, but I naively thought it applied to people who liked feet attached to actual bodies. Real feet. Attached to real bodies. I was wrong. The “Vajankle” exists, and it sounds exactly like what it is.

It’s a vagina on the end of what looks to be a severed foot. So someone can actually buy it, and fuck a foot. Imagine putting this on the roster at your friendly, neighborhood passion party. In case you didn’t see the headline warning, the image I am about to show you is very NSFW. Proceed with caution, unless you want to explain to your co-workers why you are looking at something that looks like it’s been taken from Hannibal Lector’s House Of Pleasure:

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Just preparing you and also giving you time to opt out of the rabbit hole I’m about to send you down if you go the the site where the Vajankle is sold. Thanks Jezebel, for sending me down.

Oh, hi! You’re still here?

Okay.

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(photo: sinthetics.biz)

What in the ever-loving hell is this? Why? My only question is “why?” Actually, scratch that. I have many questions. Is there more than one person who was involved with the brainstorming of this product? Because I have a hard time imagining a group of people sitting around a table and deciding this was a cost-effective business venture.

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It’s not the realistic silicone vagina, it’s that its perched atop a foot. Is there a sex toy stranger than this? I fear I may have to find out. Don’t worry, I’ll let you know when I find it.

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