When I became a parent, I mistakenly thought that a stroller was a stroller was a stroller. And boy, was I wrong. As I started to research the many types of single strollers available, I realized that styles, sizes, and features were limitless. Then, I popped out my second kid and found myself in the market for a sleek yet durable double stroller—eBay was calling my name.
Now I know that I sorely missed out on both of my stroller purchases. Out here in the real world, strollers can be tricked out with all the bells and whistles. Even though it may seem like a waste to soup up your baby’s stroller for just a few short years, you know that it’s as much for you as it is for him.
If you want to be the yahoo pushing your baby around Target in a pathetic Graco all-in-one, that’s on you. I know that I personally plan to show off my awesome parenting skills by liquidating my current stroller assets in exchange for a newer, cooler model—like one of these pimped-out prototypes below:
1. Hydraulic Suspension
Because every parent needs a stroller with hydraulic suspension.
2. The Mad Max Stroller
The name says it all.
3. Buggy Of The Future
Park this futuristic stroller next to your hover car in the garage.
4. Baby Beamer Stroller
If JWoww wants this Baby Beamer Stroller, then so do I.
5. Hot Rod Stroller
A hot rod stroller for the hipster family on the move.
6. Taylor Tot Stroller
Tricked-out, baby blue Taylor Tot Stroller? Yes, please.
7. DIY Steampunk Stroller
There’s got to be a market for this.
8. Double Wagon
Bulky double strollers can kiss my ass.
9. Glow-In-The-Dark Stroller
For all those late night raves your baby begs to go to.
10. Multi-Wheel Stroller
Think of it as one giant rollerblade that does all the hard work for you.