Oh my god, you guys. These comments have made my goddamn DAY. Tristan Thompson is on everybody’s shit list after getting caught cheating on a very pregnant Khloe Kardashian. Videos of him kissing another woman, as well as pictures of him taking a different woman back to his hotel room, surfaced earlier this week. Khloe was extremely pregnant, and ended up having her baby just days after the scandal broke. Needless to say, there is no love lost for Tristan right now. In a hilarious turn of events, people are flooding his latest Instagram post with the funniest comments I think I’ve ever seen. Why are people like this? I don’t know but I love them.
Tristan Thompson is getting absolutely ROASTED in the comments on this post. But they’re not your usual “you’re a dog and I hate you” comments. No no! These are absolutely genius burns about what people hope happens to the cheater.
Just to give you an idea of how far this has gone, there are currently 175,000 comments on this post. ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND. Apparently Tristan understands how to turn off comments about as well as he understands how to remain faithful to the women he impregnates. Which is to say, not very well.
Someone started it off with an “I hope you…” burn, and it just snowballed. People are SO CLEVER.
I’m not going to lie, that mesothelioma one had me clutching my chest. I thought I was going to die from laughing.
I HOPE YOU ALWAYS HAVE AN UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA. I can’t breathe, LOL.
I. Hope. Your. Daughter. Calls. You. Lamar.
Honestly, they’re all too good. Just wishing the most annoying daily occurrences on this man, and I am here for it. It’s worth your time to go and read them, I promise.
(Image: Instagram / @realtristan13)