The CDC Had To Tell People Not To Wash And Reuse Condoms, Because We Are Living In The Dumbest Timeline
I worry about humans. The CDC had to issue an actual warning, telling people not to wash and...
Think Your Family Is Weird? Well, They Probably Are, If This Twitter Thread Is Any Indication
Have you ever thought to yourself, wow my family was strange? Well, you're not alone! People on Twitter...
Professional Poop Donater Is An Actual Thing And You Can Make BANK
Poop transplants and capsules can help treat a number of conditions, and poop donation makes it happen! It...
Dentist Threatens To Report Mom To CPS Over Missed Follow-Up Appointment
Whoa. A dentist threatened to report mom to CPS over a missed appointment, and the Pennsylvania mom is...
Pickle Juice Slushes Are Coming To Sonic And I Am READY
Sonic Drive-In announced that they'll be selling pickle juice slushes this summer.
Millennials Are Turning Into Hunchbacks Because Of All The Time Spent Staring At Their Phones
This is hilarious and horrifying. Tablets and phone are creating a generation of hunchback millennials. For the love...
Amazon Swears Alexa Isn’t Laughing Because She’s Evil, But We’re Not So Sure
This sounds like a horror movie, to be honest. People have reported that Alexa randomly laughs without prompt,...
Whiskey-Infused Coffee Is Here For All Your Morning Needs
Caffeine AND a slight buzz? Sign me up! Jack Daniel's has released whiskey-infused coffee, so if your morning...
McDonald’s Fries May Help Cure Baldness, As If I Needed Another Reason To Eat Them
As if we needed another reason to eat them by the fistful. McDonald's fries contain a chemical that...
Hey Ladies, Forget About Equal Pay, We’re Getting Our Own Quiet Lady Snacks!
Finally! Someone is addressing the REAL needs of women! Pepsi has announced plans to make Doritos for ladies,...
Doctors Are Warning Against Eating Flaming Hot Cheetos And They Will Pry Them From My Red-Stained Fingers
Listen, I know they're junk food. But Flaming Hot Cheetos are the best, and now doctors want us...