17 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Out On A Date
Next up in things I would rather do than go on a date: Buzzfeed quizzes!
Listen, if you don’t take the time to take the quizzes, how else will you ever know what kind of condiment you’d be or where you should live based on your shoe size? Sure, one quiz doesn’t take up a lot of time. But you can’t take just one. And then you have to factor in all the time you’ll spend retaking the quizzes with different answers because your first result was too depressing. Whoops, now it’s bedtime! At least I’ll sleep well knowing what I should order from Taco Bell based on my eye color and astrological sign. That’s what’s really important, you know?