This Beyoncé Meme Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See All Day
Beyoncé is currently gliding around the Earth being beautiful and talented and capable and successful while also being pregnant with twins and the most glamorous pregnant lady the world has ever seen. Earlier this week she went out to dinner in what appears to be a couture red velvet maternity gown–for a Wednesday night out while pregnant, because why not wear couture for a dinner date when you’re Beyoncé? And while was being fabulous, she also very generously gave the world the gift of a new Beyoncé meme, and it’s the funniest thing you’ll see all day.
Beyoncé posted a photo of herself pointing at the menu and saying something to a waitress, and the internet was enraptured with fantasies of what Queen Bey could possibly be saying.
Now I am hungry for literally all those things.
Sometimes I wake up at night and realize that Blue Ivy has more money than me, but I’m OK with that.
All Beyoncé has to do is order off a menu and it becomes the biggest meme of the week. Can you imagine what’s going to happen when she actually has her babies? That’s just going to be impossibly wonderful, and not just because it’s going to be so sweet to see Blue Ivy getting to be a big sister. If Beyoncé ordering from a menu is this entertaining, just imagine how funny the Internet is going to get once the babies arrive! There will probably be a big newborn photoshoot, and then matching baby outfits, and of course we an’t wait to figure out what she names them.
Beyoncé seems to be having a really good time with this pregnancy, and that’s great. She looks great, she seems to be feeling good, and she’s really knocking the whole “maternity dressing” thing right out of the park. Monday night is the annual gala for the Costume Institute at the Metropolitan Museum of Art–also known as the most fashionable red carpet of the year. I can’t wait to see what Beyoncé wears this year.