Teen’s Summer Bucket List Will Warm Your Heart AND Make You Clutch Your Pearls
When I was a teenager, I didn’t make a summer bucket list of things I wanted to accomplish during my school break. If I had, it would have read something like, “Sleep. Swim. Sleep. Shop. Sleep.” I thought I was living my #BestLife back then, but my summer was boring af compared to today’s teens, if a note found in an Urban Outfitters dressing room is any indication.
A few days ago, Twitter user @scorpiosars tweeted out a picture of a 2017 summer bucket list her friend found in the dressing room of an Urban Outfitters.
The list, which was either written by a girl or by someone who identifies as one, has 41 items the writer hopes to accomplish. Some of the activities are very sweet, like “eat cotton candy,” “tie a message to a balloon and let it go,” and “have a lemonade stand with Zoe.” So precious!
And some on this summer bucket list are…less sweet.
“Have sex,” “give 2 blowjobs,” “hook up w/Jacob (again),” and “get a boob hickey,” are also on her list, along with “go to Flagstaff drunk,” “8 hoe pics for Instagram, and “get drunk all the time.”
It’s a little jarring to go from “get crossfaded 17 times” to “do summer reading.” But hey, you do you, boo. Just be safe!
Unsurprisingly, the tweet has gone massively viral. Many Twitter users are trying to figure out who the list belongs to, while some are debating the writer’s age. Some tried to think of ways she could cross off multiple items. One user even divided her list into categories on a Google Doc.
Good luck, young listmaker! I hope your summer is everything you want it to be (but seriously, be safe)!