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10 Reasons Tacos Are Better Than Sisters-In-Law

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10 Reasons Tacos Are Better Than Sisters In Law shutterstock 77743516 157x200 jpgIt happened again: an entire week passed, and now here we are once more, standing in the warm glow of a freshly pressed flour tortilla, inhaling the delicious smell of carne asada, knowing in our heart of hearts that everything will be okay on this most glorious and joyous of days: taco Tuesday.

It’s true that I will never run out of things to compare tacos favorably to; after all, there is little on the planet that is as delicious as a taco (except maybe samosas) but after last week’s rundown on how tacos are infinitely better and usually more crispy than mothers-in-law, I decided the natural thing to do was teach you all about the ways that tacos are better than sisters-in-law, too.

I will admit that before sitting down to write this, I had no idea what a hated group the sisters-in-law are. I will say that whether she is your brother’s wife, husband’s sister or your husband’s brother’s wife, she isn’t as wonderful as a taco.

1. The Silent Treatment

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Tacos will never give you the silent treatment, unlike sisters-in-law who will ignore you even when you ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER when she is having a conversation.

2. Changing Your Mind

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If your taco tastes weird, or you otherwise don’t like it, you can just change it out for a new taco. Sisters-in-law are not interchangeable, no matter how funny they taste.

3. Hypothetical Future Kids

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You should always feel comfortable leaving those hypothetical future kids you don’t have with your tacos. If your sister-in-law personally gets on your cotdamn nerves, you might want to think twice about leaving your imaginary babies with her.

4. Hungry For Attention

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Tacos will never come to your wedding wearing white and announce their fourth pregnancy during the first dance, so there’s that.

5. Variety Is The Spice Of Life

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Tacos come in many delicious flavors, while sisters-in-law only come with one: fucking up your life.

6. You Don’t Have To Take Turns

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Tacos only care about fire sauce and being delicious, not whose turn it is to host Thanksgiving.

7. Friendship Cake

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Like that delicious friendship cake that you made because you were just trying to be nice.

8. No Competition

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Tacos never want to compare their baby’s milestones to your baby’s milestones.

9. Morning! Wish You Were Dead

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To be fair, though, she’s probably just sad taco Tuesday is over.

10. Free Babysitting

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Tacos never hog all of the free babysitting.Tacos don’t even have babies. Life would be better if they did.

(Image: Joshua Resnick /Shutterstock)

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