Imgur user Lowflyingowl writes, "My little sister who is going to be a senior worked hard all summer to buy an iPhone, only to have it stolen (or fall out, she is still not entirely sure) out of her boyfriends car a week ago. She had not activated the find my iphone app so we reported it stolen but were pretty sure someone was just being gifted a free iphone courtesy of my sister's summer wages. On top of that, she had also bought a wallet case and lost all her ID's and cards as well."
The thief was probably like, what the actual hell? And then it gets better.
At this point, the thief is questioning everything. "Don't tell boss." Dude, you don't even know who the boss is.
Have you ever felt like you're guilty of something that you know you have no possible way of being guilty of? iPhone thief was living that feeling.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's NO WAY he thought this stolen phone prank was going to work. I mean, you'd have to be pretty stupid to fall for this. LO AND BEHOLD.
The user ended the post with, "My sister got an email this morning. I have peaked!" It is going to be really hard to top this incredible show of big brother-ness, we agree. Thieves suck, and we hope this one continues to look over his shoulder for the rest of his life. In case, you know, the boss ever finds him.