Is Santa sexy? I'm going to go with, "no." I am very confused about the Santa hat as a sexy accessory. Are these guys supposed to be super-fit, hairless Santas? Are these photo shoots just the result of very uninspired photographers attempting to marry hot men and holiday spirit? I don't think we'll ever know.
Whatever the motivation for these shots, one thing is for sure... THEY MAKE NO SENSE.
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Initially I was most confused by the fuzzy scarf and mittens, but now I really want to know what's in his pants.
2. Um, what?
I'm thoroughly confused by this guy, but he's just so happy. How can you not like this dude?
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What would make this shot sexier? I know! A Santa hat.
4. No words.
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What's your favorite part of this photo? Is it his sexy shrug, his bedazzled choker, or his Espadrilles?
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I can't even begin to make a joke about this. I'm lost.
6. What's happening here?
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This is magical. It's like he's floating over the city on a mattress cloud. In a shroud of clip-art.
7. Um, what? No.
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This does not look comfortable.
8. He doesn't even know.
He's just as confused as we are.