STFU Parents: Do Viral Pictures Of Babies Pooping On Their Parents Encourage Other Parents To Overshare?
1. The Joker
I’ve already written about how many foods parents have ruined by discussing them in relation to baby poop, but somehow that list just keeps on growing. So far, it includes a veritable menu of items, including blueberries, corn, kimchi, and hard-boiled eggs — and let’s not forget I dedicated an entire column to parents who think their baby’s poop smells exactly like popcorn. Read in small morsels, these food/poop updates aren’t so terrible, but combined, they’re absolutely disgusting. Once you’ve read about a parent discovering potato skins in her child’s diaper, the last thing you want to see is a shirt dribbled with “gravy-like” diarrhea. What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas, ladies.