Granted, moms work their asses off. No doubt about it, being a mom is a difficult and sometimes thankless job. We know this. And yes, mothers are often tasked with ensuring that their kids become productive members of society who can then go and make their own contributions to the economic landscape. I'm not saying I don't see the connection between hardworking moms and Labor Day. But the thing is, there's this OTHER holiday called MOTHER'S DAY, and it takes place in May. We all celebrated it earlier this year, and the whole day was dedicated to moms! That's why on Labor Day, we kind of don't focus on moms and rather just focus on the workforce. Indeed, seventy percent of moms are also in the workforce, but the holiday is about highlighting fiscal and social contributions in our economy, not pondering the contributions moms make by having kids and raising 'em real good.
I'm not even sure when this "Labor Day" joke became a thing, but I first noticed it in 2011 and it's been plaguing me annually ever since. I want to laugh at it and shrug it off and enjoy the play on words, I really do. But some mothers are already so smug about birth in the first place, it's hard not to think they sound like ignorant morons when they trade definitions of 'labor' on this particular holiday. Can't we all just relax, appreciate the holiday for what it is, and take the day off from overthinking such things? According to some moms, the answer is no, because moms are still "working" on Labor Day. Duh. Moms don't ever get the day off. And until they do, we'll be hearing this stale Labor Day joke all over social media on the first Monday in September, year in and year out, forever.
I don't know about you, but this year, I'm just gonna sit it out and sip a cocktail by the pool. I think we've all earned as much, haven't we? Let's check out some examples of moms who are totally into Labor Day for reasons that involve their birth canal.
Adriana expresses herself nicely here, paying respect to workers and clearly demonstrating an understanding of what Labor Day is about. I like the way she emphasizes that everyone "plays their part." But that still doesn't excuse the fact that what she wrote is stupid and self-congratulatory. Your heart is in the right place, Adriana. I'm just not sure your head is. Remember Mother's Day? I do!
Woe is mom times a million. Yeah, it's super fucking hard to be a parent because you never get "a day off," but that's just part of the gig. That being said, I don't remember my mother "prepping for the school day ahead" for me or my brother like it was a JOB. She was a high school teacher, so when she was "prepping for the school day ahead," it meant that she was writing lesson plans or grading papers. Packing school lunches or stuffing a sweater in a backpack didn't really qualify as "work." Then again, we don't know what Crystal means by prepping. She could be one of those lunchbox obsessives who craft elaborate Picasso paintings using turkey roll-ups and grapes. That shit takes time.
Get it? 'Almost-No-Labor Labor Day Dishes'? As in, dishes that are easy and quick to prepare and don't require much effort? Funny, right?
Someone in the comments section begs to differ.
Oh, snap. Orange done got TOLD by an STFU, Parents fan who also apparently happens to be hilarious. Poor Orange has her birth canal glasses on, which create a particularly sanctimonious version of tunnel vision. Maybe if she just takes them off for a second to enjoy some hang time by the grill, she'll understand the beauty of a cheeky headline and a collection of easy-to-make summer snacks.
If you're going to play off "Labor Day" by emphasizing the "labor" that mothers endure, at least be sure to use apostrophes correctly. There's nothing worse than seeing the word "mommy's" written as the plural form of "mommy." Here's a compromise I'm willing to consider: I will try to accept this inane "labor" homonym joke if parents will work on their use of apostrophes. I don't want to see "mommy's" or "daddy's" refer to a group of parents ever again. You hear me, parent's?! School is officially back in session, and it's time to learn this grammar rule once and for all. Now, go and enjoy your Labor Day burgers, babies, and birth reminiscing celebrations. Happy "end of summer," everyone!