Snoop Dogg Is A Better Mom Than Me Because I Don’t Know How To Get High
Snoop is teaching his son Spanky how to get high in the proper way. The Hollywood Reporter got the scoop from Snoop (alliteration, I love you) and he said this:
”My kids can do whatever the hell they want,” he explains of his parenting philosophy. “For me to say otherwise would be hypocritical. A lot of motherf–ers don’t have a relationship with their kids, and that’s when they get on drugs and have suicidal thoughts and drive drunk. Me and my son is mellow. I’m his father, so I wanna show him the proper way because he looks up to me.”
This is a way in which Snoop Dogg and I have very similar parenting styles. I also want to teach my kids the “proper way” which I why I show them exactly how to scrape the crud off the dishes before loading the dishwasher and as a “mother—er who has a relationship” with my own kids, I can attest that parents set the best example.
The article also states that:
For the record, Snoop, a California resident, is a proud holder of what he calls “a platinum medical marijuana card”
The similarities just keep coming, but instead of a medical marijuana card I recently got a card from Quodoba which entitles me to a free order of chips and queso.
I can’t lecture anyone on why getting bad is high because all of the pot smokers I know just get high and eat snacks and fall asleep. I do get sort of frowny about Snoop Dogg teaching his 18-year-old son to get stoned but I’m not about to judge Snoop Dogg or get in a mommy war with him over who is a better parent. The last time this happened, my guest spit was totally cut from this.
(photo: Wenn)