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Huzzah! Another Snooki Offspring Will Grace The World With Its Presence This Fall

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Snooki RuPaul's Drag RaceLooks like we can officially brace ourselves for more tidbits about post-birth stitch counts and looking glam during labor, because Snooki announced that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are expecting again!  And that’s not all…apparently she is due to expel said Snooklet around the exact time she’s supposed to walk down the aisle:

“I can clarify that our wedding is still on, and we are madly in love with each other.  We’ve waited long enough and cannot wait.  [I’m] still working out with my trainer, safely, obviously, and being more conscious of the bad foods I eat.  I refuse to be in labor again for 27 hours, and being active definitely helps that.”

Umm, hold the phone and shut the front door: Snooki was in labor for 27 hours?!  Holy cannoli, that’s a lot for any woman to go through – let alone a teensy 4’8″ fireball who spends actual time researching the proper Urban Decay palette to go with the maternity wing’s wall colors.  Sheesh.  Kudos, Snookster.

Also, I think I always assumed most of the Jersey Shore cast was younger than me, but I am just now fully realizing that Snooki is only 26 years old.  I mean, she went from being a drunk and disorderly, Ashton-KutcherPunk’d-hat-wearing mess to a full-blown, seemingly decent-ish mother of two and she’s younger than me. Ugh, whatever.  I refuse to feel bad about the state of my life decisions and/or compare them to Snooki’s and you should too.

The fact that Snooki and J-Woww are pregnant at the same time must have MTV’s Crappy Reality Show Creative Team a-buzzing.  Maybe we’ll get to watch them both compare vagina stitches over a couple of Long Island iced teas!

(Photo: WENN)


  1. Eve Vawter

    April 5, 2014 at 1:04 pm

    “compare vaginal stitches over Long Island ice teas” is how I spend every Saturday night

    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 1:19 pm

      Yet another reason I have The Sads over my c sections. I have no vag stitches to show off.

    • Robotic Socks

      April 5, 2014 at 1:33 pm

      You should show it off anyways

      Selfie Time!

    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 1:40 pm

      Stifler, you never fail me.

    • Robotic Socks

      April 5, 2014 at 1:53 pm

      There’s a penis joke in there… everywhere

    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 1:57 pm

      That should go on your tombstone.

    • Robotic Socks

      April 5, 2014 at 2:01 pm


    • Eve Vawter

      April 5, 2014 at 2:04 pm

      I’m sorry you died 🙁

    • Robotic Socks

      April 5, 2014 at 2:16 pm

      I died doing what I loved… trolling on M’ish

    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 2:24 pm

      I don’t think it’s trolling now. You’re like Tom Hanks character on A League of Their Own. You started off making fun of us but now you respect us and actually like being here.

    • Robotic Socks

      April 5, 2014 at 2:44 pm

      Actually, I never made fun of you moms. When I first joined on here, Eve was really cool so I was always on my best behavior 😀
      I only troll that one nutjob who insulted Kay.

    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 2:48 pm

      Awwww. You’re like our creepy nameless big brother.

    • EX

      April 5, 2014 at 2:34 pm

      Who can we count on now to provide us with sexual innuendo wordplay?

    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 2:05 pm

      I would go to your funeral. Over the internet. You’d have to get someone to live tweet that bitch.

    • Robotic Socks

      April 5, 2014 at 2:06 pm

      Totally doing the Ellen Oscor selfie in my casket with all my zombie friends

    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 2:08 pm


    • Valerie

      April 5, 2014 at 2:09 pm

      I need that damn Femputer!

    • Cassandra Hough

      April 5, 2014 at 5:14 pm


  2. Jallun-Keatres

    April 5, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    lol I was in labor for 27 hours… looks like Snookums and I have something in common.

    PS is it just me or does she look totally different and a bit more… mature?

    • Justme

      April 6, 2014 at 8:43 am

      Nah…she just looks sober. We’re not used to seeing her like that. 😉

    • Jallun-Keatres

      April 6, 2014 at 11:15 am

      Haha that must be it ;D

  3. RW

    April 6, 2014 at 2:37 am

    Psh, little miss drama queen is probably counting from the very first contraction (and we all know early labour doesn’t count, amirite?). If that be the case I was in labour for 37 hours, so YOU GOT NOTHIN’, SNOOSNOO. Anyone who needs to provide details about stitch-count clearly wants to show off her “war wounds” and do some one-up bragging in any way that she can. After all, she couldn’t brag about how totally wasted she got or how she was gonna start some shit with that bitch in the corner, so she’s gotta find other ways to be a “tough little guidette.”

    But my first question whenever this shit pops up is always “WHO FUCKING CARES??!” Reality TV just makes famous and wealthy people we have no reason to take a vested interest in. Thanks to pop culture it’s hard not to know who some of these people are, despite my best attempts to remain ignorant to them, but now I see she gets at least somewhat frequently showcased on Mommyish? Ugh, I’m crushed and so disappointed in this website.

  4. melena gasper

    April 6, 2014 at 9:28 am

    Yeah 27 hours for a first baby really isn’t that long

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