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Snooki Is In Labor, Let’s All Get Crunk And Spray Tan To Celebrate

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From our friends at TMZ.com :

Sources close to Snooki tell TMZ the reality star has gone into labor. We’re told she is at a hospital in New Jersey now and is expected to deliver her little meatball to the world some time in the near future.

Are you scared? I’m scared! But maybe Snooki will be an excellent mother! Congratulations Snooki! Babies are a blessing no matter how orange and obnoxious their moms are! I’ll be pacing the floor and getting wasted in honor of Snooki baby! Are you celebrating? What do you think she will name the baby? How long until she is hitting’ the dance floor again? Someone pace with me, I’m nervous.

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2 Comments

  1. Lastango

    August 26, 2012 at 1:29 am

    Brace yourself, Eve. It’s a walrus.

    • Eve Vawter

      August 26, 2012 at 6:42 am

      won’t someone think of the children?!

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