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10 Vintage Strollers That Will Scare The Sh*t Out Of You

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When I was a child, I had a recurring nightmare of a troupe of clowns pirouetting slowly up a hill towards me. Of course, I was frozen in place as the creepy clowns made their way closer and closer. It turns out, my whole life I’ve been horrified by the wrong thing. Sorry clowns; I’d rather gaze up at your maniacal smile any day than see one of the following strollers – that were certainly crafted by Satan herself – in motion. Put a baby in one and I’m crying myself to sleep, forever. Please tell me I’m not the only one.

1. Hold Me.

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2. No.

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I’m terrified of everything about this picture. Don’t ask.

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3. Why?

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The devil himself is in there. You know he is. Run.

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4. I can’t.

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This stroller has never seen the light of day before this shot. It feeds on the night.

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5. Terrified.

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How does this even work?

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6. You know that feeling you get when a hangnail snags on a blanket? That.

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I’m not looking inside that thing.

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7. Frozen in horror.

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I just feel like if I put my baby in one of these, her soul would be sucked out of her body and replaced with something wicked.

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8. I’d rather watch that girl from The Excorcist scurry down the stairs on her hands than look at this thing for another second.

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9. What in the actual f&*k?

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Double the horror.

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10. I’m running like a maniac from any baby that pops up out of this thing.

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Is it just me?

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(photos: Ebay)

 

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