Halloween is just a few days away, and if you haven't picked out your costume yet, it's crunch time! For women, the last-minute costume shopping is made even more difficult by having to wade through 1928464 sexy costumes. You think to yourself, hey maybe I'll go as a mummy. But every mummy you find is sheer or a body-hugging catsuit. Why is it like this?! One woman called out ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes by designing some of the silliest sexy costumes we've ever seen.
It's really funny to joke about (and these costumes are hilarious), but it really is impossible to find a NON-sexy Halloween costume for women! We've seen Sexy Pizza, Sexy Nuns, even a Sexy Trump. Just the thought of that sends a chill down our spines. Some of them truly are ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes, and we don't know companies keep trying to make every damn thing sexy. Just let us live, Halloween costume companies! Comfortably and with our entire ass covered, preferably.
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