It's really funny to joke about (and these costumes are hilarious), but it really is impossible to find a NON-sexy Halloween costume for women! We've seen Sexy Pizza, Sexy Nuns, even a Sexy Trump. Just the thought of that sends a chill down our spines. Some of them truly are ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes, and we don't know companies keep trying to make every damn thing sexy. Just let us live, Halloween costume companies! Comfortably and with our entire ass covered, preferably.
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