You've been planning your baby names since you were in middle school, as has Christina Aguilera. Your favorite book was Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, which you didn't actually read but you really liked the picture on the cover. Your life is an endless struggle for elegance, and nobody but Princess Grace and Kate Middleton have ever lived up to your exacting standards. (And Princess Grace doesn't really count, because of the things she got up to before she was a royal, which you will not speak of because you are a lady.) You very nearly named your baby "Summer's Eve," but someone stopped you at the last minute.