Grandma Accidentally Buys R-Rated Book for Her Granddaughter, and It’s Hilarious

We can all agree that grandmas are the best, right? They love on our kids, give them all the things we say no to, pump them full of treats, and send them home with gifts. And sometimes, they inadvertently teach their 6-year old granddaughters some very colorful language. Twitter user Tiffany posted a picture of the r-rated book her mom bought for her daughter, and OMG. This is seriously the best.

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915400202789326848

Pro-tip: always read it first to make sure you’re not giving your kids an r-rated book by mistake.

Apparently her mom hadn’t read the book yet, and had no idea what the animals would say if they could talk. These animals are not playing around.

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915401746515607552

This is the FIRST PAGE. We imagine that’s exactly what a chick would say, too.

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915406747602259969

We cannot with this book. We also need this book.

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915409184597745665

That dog is every dog ever. And all of us.

Tiffany’s followers couldn’t get enough of the hilariously inappropriate book. She got tons of replies asking where they could get their hands on a copy (it’s currently out of stock pretty much everywhere). Some people are buying it on Amazon to make sure they get a copy when it’s back in stock.

The absolute best part of all this? Tiffany didn’t read it first either, and discovered what it was about when her daughter was reading it with her dad. Amazing.

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915405167943499776

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915406569558351873

Not all of the pages are NSFW or kids. But they’re all beyond funny.

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915569244967813120

Missed opportunity on the blowfish, tbh.

https://twitter.com/Tiffany1985B/status/915569989410742274

“Only one of us is walking away from this, and it’s me.” -deer

We honestly cannot wait to get our hands on a copy of this book. Not for our kids (yet), but for us! Inappropriate subject matter is always funnier when it looks like it was written for kids. We imagine there are A LOT of parents who ordered this for the children and got a very rude awakening during bedtime stories. Sleep tight, kiddos. Don’t be the chick.

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(Image: Twitter/@Tiffany1985B)

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