That is just a glorious use of time and emojis. We applaud you, Riley C. Ghost, and lay pumpkins at your booty and chunky sock covered feet.
So the moral of the story here is: don’t come for the Pumpkin People. They are armed with little orange emojis, and they are clever and hopped up on PSLs. Let’s just let people live! Bring our your pumpkins at the first sign of fall. Go nuts! But I don’t wanna hear a damn thing from anyone when I put my Christmas trees up in the beginning of November. We all have our things.
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