9 Things That Would Make Pro-Life Con Even Better
So basically they will be teaching pro-life trolls how to do better when they stalk pro-choice people online and tell them they are going to burn in hell on Twitter. I’m sure to some people seeing the Duggar family in person is a total dream come true, but here are 10 things Pro-Life Con needs to really make it a rabble rousing success.
1: Some of those nifty fetus dolls
Because nothing says carnival atmosphere and fun like handing these babies out.
2: A Dunk Tank, featuring some of their keynote speakers
3: A performance by 80’s hair metal band The Holy Soilders
The narrator of ”See No Evil” is an unborn baby who sings Verse 1 from Mom’s womb, Verse 2 from ”a pail”. Over the guitar solo, a digitally-manipulated voice says, ”Mom, can you hear me? Mommy, Mommy, I’m afraid.”
4: The Westboro Baptist Church
5: A Hell House
6: Food trucks
Because nothing will make you hungrier than trying to find new ways to dictate what a woman can and cannot do with her body.
7: A T-shirt cannon
You get an unwanted baby! You get an unwanted baby!
8: Encouragement dancers
To get people in the party spirit.
9: A No Exception Rape whistle
Just so you can victimize victims even more.
(Image: frc.org)