Prancersizing To Induce Labor May Be The Best Reader Tip We Have Ever Received – Everybody Prancersize!

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Pregnant women prancersize! This came across my Twitter feed yesterday from one of Mommyish’s favorite commenters, Alex Lee, who you may all remember as the dad who decided he was going to learn how to twerk just to humiliate his children.

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Who pretty much had the best idea ever:

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And it was a shame that Koa was not hip to this amazing new fad (that isn’t a fad yet, but we can all so change that) of hugely pregnant ladies prancersizing, hopefully down wooded paths whilst wearing full jewelry and pants that totally flatter their lady gardens – and by flatter I mean give them a whomping camel toe. Pregnant women prancersize! Everybody prancersize! Let’s stop talkin’ and do some walkin’!
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 It’s really hot! From the You Tube description it says that prancersizing is:  “A springy, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s gait and is ideally induced by elation.” What could make you more elated than being heavily pregnant and way past your due date? I wanna see the pregnant women prancersize, I wanna see kids prancersizing, hell, I wanna see everyone prancersize! What other exercise can you do with your hair perfectly teased into a semi-bouffant whilst wearing all of your jewelry?

I really hope this becomes a way to induce labor because it’s so much cuter than drinking castor oil or just regular old walking. And at the very least, you can freak out all of your neighbors by prancersizing down the sidewalk with your too-tight pants on and your piles of jewelry. Better yet, make the guy who put a baby inside of you prancersize along with you! And videotape it! And send it to us so we can post it on Mommyish and I can be all too happy about this! I have already asked Frances to make us a prancerzie remix, hopefully to death metal music or something.

Are you prancersizing yet? Forgive any typos this post may contain because I was prancersizing when I wrote this! Let’s stop talkin’ and do some walkin’!

(Image: You Tube)


  1. Alex Lee

    May 31, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Old and busted: Rafalca.

    New Hotness: Pre-partum dressage.

    Still hoping for an incident-free delivery, Maria.

    • Valeri Jones

      May 31, 2013 at 10:08 am

      “Old and busted…. New Hotness.”

      Alex, did you really just break out a line from MIB2? Gosh, I think I’m in love with you. Lol!

    • Alex Lee

      May 31, 2013 at 10:13 am

      I found the video and had to ALL CAPS tweet.

  2. Anne Cordelia

    May 31, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    Nothing like prancersizing in some sweet, sweet costume jewelry, suit jacket and white leggings!

  3. mrstinybaum

    May 31, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    I’m due in October. If I go over, I’ll prancersize like a mofo!

  4. Rachelle

    May 31, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    “What other exercise can you do with your hair perfectly teased into a semi-bouffant whilst wearing all of your jewelry?”

    You forgot the prerequisite camel toe.

    And I can’t believe Eve Vawter and Alex Lee were the ones who made me watch the damn video. 53 shares of it on my Facebook and Twitter lists, and you two made me do it. *smh*

  5. brebay

    May 31, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    Next time my kid oversleeps, I’m totally walking him to school like this.

  6. chickadee

    May 31, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    Not okay, Internet. I didn’t need to see that. And why was she wearing the top half of a Junior League spring suit?

  7. Justme

    May 31, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Bitch stole my walk.

  8. Emdkgf

    June 1, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Everytime I see the prancercize video I imagine the keyboard riff during Love Song playing. But that may be because for years I’ve imagined unicorns and ponies prancing along in fields

  9. duststorm

    June 7, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Miss Dippy has trademarked basic moves from 1960’s Motown. Still, it looks less dangerous than jogging. I hope it catches on, but definitely not for expectant ladies.

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