Have a baby, they said. It will be fun, they said. But they didn't say anything about the non-stop puking. Some women are blessed with nausea-free pregnancies...and then there are the rest of us. We puke 24 hours a day, our throats are raw, and damn it, we're hungry. At least we have pregnancy memes to make us laugh. But not too hard, because you know, puking.
If you struggled with vomiting during pregnancy and think that whole idea of "morning sickness" is pure shit, these memes will give you the laugh you need to make it through another day.
Image: Facebook / Hyperemesis Gravidarum - HG Memes
If I had a dollar for every time someone suggested ginger and crackers, my kid's college tuition would be covered.
Honestly, it makes a hangover look like a walk in the park.
Sometimes just thinking about a toothbrush would make me gag.
The baby is beautiful. The barfing, not so much.
Don't make the wrong choice!
Her: "I love morning sickness because then I know the baby is healthy and growing!" Me: *mind daggers*
My constant emotional state was "hangry."
"What time is it? What day is it?" Me, after barfing for 187 straight days.
We still have jobs and lives and responsibilities that we have to wedge in between barfing sessions.
Image: Instagram / @MyKoreanHusband
We'd love to eat healthy foods, but sometimes we just have to eat what won't make us vomit.
Image: Facebook /BuzzFeed Parents
It doesn't matter what time it is. Nausea doesn't wear a watch.
That and the baby, of course.
(Image: iStock / TatyanaGl)