This Little Boy’s Potty Training ‘Hack’ Proves Once and for All That Children Are Disgusting

One of the things I was least prepared for after having kids was how absolutely gross they are. Not so much babies, you can’t fault them for being disgusting. But toddlers and children? They’re 100% worse. Because in theory, they KNOW that what they’re doing is horrid. And they do it anyway. A little boy in England may have just taken the Grossest Kid Around title with his potty training hack. Seriously, it’s foul.

Phoebe Bartlett shared a picture of her little brother’s potty training hack on Twitter. Brace yourselves, it’s a doozy.

Phoebe’s mom discovered the drawer her 3-year old had been pissing in for who knows who long. A DRAWER FULL OF PISS.

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The best part? The kid blamed the dog. When in a jam, always blame the dog.

Phoebe tells Buzzfeed that her mom had been smelling pee in her room for about a week (oh god). But, she couldn’t find where the dog might’ve had an accident anywhere. So she asked her son if the smell was coming from his room. The little boy opened the drawer, and that’s when her mom made the nauseating discovery.

A DRAWER FULL OF PISS. I cannot. I would die.

You might be thinking, why the hell would he do this?! Says Bartlett, “He’s only 3 years old. He must have been doing it while he’s in his room watching his tablet, which is also on the drawer, and can’t be bothered to go to the toilet, so he opened the drawer and was peeing in there.” Potty training hack, indeed, little dude.

People on Twitter are taking the piss over this kid’s ingenious hack (LOL, British slang is so appropriate, so often).

https://twitter.com/Stuntastic210/status/923021342664019969

Seriously, can you imagine the SMELL? It’s the kind of smell that changes your DNA.

Exactly my first and most honest reaction. Like how do you even look the kid in the eye after this.

So, in case you were wondering if all kids are as gross as yours, the answer is YES, YES THEY ARE. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go superglue all my kids’ drawers shut. I’ll be damned if I stumble across a drawer full of piss.

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(Image: Twitter / @phoebebartlett_)

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