If You’re Plus-Sized And Want To Look Extra Plus-Sized On Halloween, Check Out These Costumes
6. Clearance Monster
(via Party City)
I found this monster costume in the plus-size clearance section at Party City. I know. It makes no sense. The only reason I can come up with is that the fuzzy purple boots are not included. Go try to find fuzzy purple boots with a 16-inch or greater circumference online. Exactly.
7. Raggedy Ann
Looking for something that says “sad” and “homely”? We’ve got you covered.
Complete with flattering empire-waist design for those who don’t mind being asked when the baby is due.
Plus-sized men can get in on the action, too! Check out this jumpsuit with the word “coroner” stitched on the chest! When you show up at the neighborhood party, the host will be like, “Wait, are we moving?” Then they’ll see the word “coroner” and they’ll say, “Oh. I get it.”
9. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head
Because Bill and Susan said, “Eh, fuck it. Let’s be comfortable.”
Because you said, “Eh, fuck it. Give me the one shaped like a square. At least I’ll be comfortable.”