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Cleared Of Child Abuse Charges, We Can All Go Back To Hating Octomom For Other Reasons

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Octomom got cleared of her child abuse charges, and celebrated by pretending to nurse a baby doll at a NYC drag club and then feeding the baby doll vodka, because she’s Octomom! Most of us could never be investigated for child abuse, but if we were, after the investigation we would probably do things like hug our kids a lot or clean our refrigerators or heave a huge sigh of relief and hug our kids some more, but not our Octomom!

From Radar online:

Just hours after cops announced Nadya Suleman would not be charged with endangering her kids, Octo-Mom was the guest of honor at a drag queen show in New York Friday night. It wasn’t pretty.

Sitting on the stage at the XL nightclub,Octo-Mom flashed her breasts, pretended to nurse two plastic dolls, fed one of the “babies” from a bottle of vodka, and screened a clip from her porno film — all while the drag queens cheered and laughed.

Octomom’s performance came a few hours after the La Habre, CA police department announced it would not be filing charges against her. I think we have to have a moment of silence in sympathy for all of the poor people at the “Hot Mess” drag review at the XL nightclub who were probably expecting some better entertainment than Octomom flashing her breasts and showing a promo for her porn movie that I won’t link here because it’s always in the sidebar of Mommyish as one of the most viewed links. Who keeps looking at the link for the Octomom porno people? Who is to blame? Stop clicking that link!

The XL Nightclub is where bad moms go when they are not at home being bad moms. It’s bad mom central up in there. If it’s good enough for Octomom* and Patricia Krentcil, maybe I should start adjusting my parenting skills in order to get an invite to perform there. I would totally do it if I could get one of those amazing Wal-Mart dresses that the performer is wearing in the above Radar link. I’m not crazy about the baby doll tossing or the numerous F-bomb’s being thrown around, but I would totally wear that dress.

I’m not sure what Octomom** can do next for publicity. I am excited to see what all of her fourteen children dress up as on Halloween. Maybe they can all just go as paparazzi and follow her around. It would save her from coming up with more publicity stunts.

*Please notice I have stopped complimenting her hair.

** Image not of Octomom, Octomom may be larger/trashier than what appears on stock footage plate.

(photo: Bernd Juergens/Shutterstock)