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20 Reasons Why New Parents Are The Most Annoying People You Will Ever Meet

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I always tell my husband that I wouldn’t wish that first year of parenting on my worst enemy. Whenever friends pop out a baby, I’m overwhelmed with happiness for them, and I simultaneously cringe and pray that they will have the fortitude to make it through this time of trials and tribulation.

Being a new parent isn’t that bad, but it will put you through the wringer. Maybe that’s the reason why new parents say and do the darndest things. New parents are likely to post one million baby pictures on social media within one month of popping out their miracle creation. We also know that new parents are some of the worst Facebook offenders, as evidenced by STFU, Parents.

New parents, I have been where you are, and I don’t technically hold it against you. You’re probably so sleep deprived that you don’t know what you’re saying half the time, and you likely won’t remember how many times you hit “post” to Facebook within the course of a day.

This doesn’t change the fact that new parents can still be really annoying. The first step is admitting you have a problem:

1. The overload of pictures on social media.

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