I Turned Into My Mother By Spamming Everyone I Know With This Naked Juice Settlement Claim
It has officially happened! This is so something my mom would do, fire up her internet machine and send everyone she can think of a class action settlement form for a product they may use.I mean this as a compliment, she would be all “It’s a waste of money not to! You buy the juices anyway!” I emailed this to all my co-workers, including one of my bosses who is still on maternity leave (!!!!!!!) and some of my friends and family members (including my own mom!) and then I was thinking:
Hmmm, who else may benefit from this?
And I thought of you guys! I am basically two seconds away from Emailing people like those long lists of “funny cat pictures” or bad spam Snopes-worthy chain Email newsletters about how certain household cleaners cause cancer. SAD FACE. Not that MY mom does that, but it strikes me as something old ladies do.
You guys I only do this because I love you!
So, chances are you may have consumed one of those yummy yummy Naked brand juices you usually find at your local Whole Paycheck or other grocery store. There is a class action settlement because these juices, all though delicious, aren’t so all-natural. From ABC.com:
Naked Juice fans who bought bottles of the beverage in the last six years could get up to $75 in payments from a $9 million class action settlement fund after plaintiffs questioned the company’s claims of “100 percent juice,” “all natural” and other labeling.
Individuals who purchased eligible Naked Juice flavors like Green Machine, and other products listed on NakedJuiceClass.com, between Sept. 27, 2007 and Aug. 19, 2013 can send in a claim form electronically or through mail by Dec. 17, 2013. People who bought Naked Juice and still have a proof of purchase are entitled to a cash payment of up to $75 while those without proof are eligible for up to $45, depending on how much you spent on Naked Juice.
Here is the link to the settlement form. I always buy this juice, and my family loves many varieties of this product, but I always purchased it assuming it was “all natural.”
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to be over here watching Murder She Wrote reruns but feel free to contact me if you need a casserole recipe or something. I’m so old you guys!