Mommyish Death Match: Are Dirty Diapers The Worst Mom Snack You’ve Ever Heard Of?
Welp, there’s a woman who chews on dirty diapers all day long, so all the disgusting mom stuff I’ve ever done has basically just been vindicated.
Seriously, how many of you have made a meal out of discarded macaroni and cheese bits you found on the floor? Or finished a disgusting spit-ridden ice-cream cone? Mothers do gross things sometimes. I’m not proud.
But this week, My Strange Addiction covered some territory that would chill even the most shameless mothers down to their very cores. Spit clean your child’s face? Child’s play. Stick your finger into the diaper to see if it’s dirty? Big deal! There is a woman out there who smells and chews on dirty diapers all day – the dirtier the better.
My name is Keisha, and I’m expecting my first child and I love the sniffing and chewing of dirty diapers.
Horrified. Just in case you can’t wrap your head around what that looks like, I’ll give you some images:
It has to have pee in it. It has to have pee in it.
The heavier ones that have more pee smell better.
This tastes amazing.
In the realm of all things gross that we parents experience, have you ever done something remotely this gross? What says you? I’m going with, HELL NO. The video is here if you really want to watch it.