There’s Tilapia In Your Yogurt So You Can Go Vomit Now
Have you ever tried Müller Greek Yogurt? It’s unbelievably delicious. Seriously, it’s the best. Well, they make this product called FrutUp. Here’s how they describe it:
We’ve turned yogurt on its head! Cool, creamy, lowfat yogurt topped with a luscious layer of fragrant fruit mousse that hits you right away. Plus, it’s free of preservatives and high fructose corn syrup. Find out for yourself why fruit on top is where yogurt’s at.
They sort of left out one little bit of info you may be interested in. There’s fish in this. Tilapia. I’m not kidding. It lists tilapia in the ingredients and next to it in parentheses it says “fish.” Gross. Here’s why they shove fish in your yogurt:
We use kosher gelatin from tilapia to maintain the light and airy texture of the fruit mousse.
Okay. Here’s what transpired when I told the ladies of Mommyish this:
Eve: I just grabbed a yogurt. I need more food. (sad face emoticon)
Maria: is it Muller? Have you ever seen that Muller yogurt parfait? It has fucking tilapia in it and I’m not even joking.
Eve: YOU LIE. LEMME GO SEE
Julia: Tilapia the fish? Going to vom.
Maria: NOT EVEN KIDDING. Only for the parfait ones – not the regular.
Julia : That’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard.
Eve: You are lying. You should never lie about yogurt.
Maria: I am not lying. I swear.
Eve: That is so disgusting.
Maria: “We use kosher gelatin from tilapia to maintain the light and airy texture of the fruit mousse.” HORK
Julia: Going to die.
Eve: Oh seriously, fuck you yogurt. I wish we could have that as a headline. Fuck You Yogurt.
I’m with Eve. Fuck you, yogurt.