[Mom] comes into the classroom with a pan full of treats and brings them to me and says with a smile "I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman's vagina today". Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS... I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply "I'm sorry Autumn, but I can't give these to my students. This just isn't appropriate."
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No. This is just all sorts of "no." Maybe the cookies were delicious, maybe they were exquisitely frosted and the best treats these kids could ever hope to eat. Doesn't matter, weirdo. You don't hand a bunch of second graders anatomically correct baked goods under the guise that you want to "teach them" something. I can't believe this even needs to be said. Also, you talk about "celebrating the vagina" and hope a woman gets abused by her husband in the same sentence.
There is just too much crazy here. Maybe next time you should just swing by a Publix.
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