10 Ridiculous Things Your Wedding Ring Can Prevent That Mitt Romney Should Also Mention
Nuptials are down in this country, but the possession of a marital certificate doesn’t prevent you from getting a gun into your hands and killing someone. Stable partnerships come with all kinds of benefits, but those unions don’t always take the shape of a heterosexual marriage. And as we all know, and perhaps from experience, a legal marriage doesn’t always equate a respectful and loving partnership. I advocate kids being raised in stable, loving homes with financial security. But a legal marriage between two straight people doesn’t innately possess those qualities.
So since the governor thinks that putting a ring on it can not only deflect violence, but also your interest in it, I rounded up a few other hypothetical wedding ring-preventatives that are just as ridiculous and hyperbolic. No reason to sell marriage short on all it’s other uses. A wedding ring isn’t just a bullet-proof vest, mind you. That sparkling wedding band can also prevent an array of risk-posing activities! Just by flashing the paperwork!
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