Microchips For Kids Won’t Work, But Mommyish Readers Are For GPS Tracking

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gps tracking childrenThis week, the ladies of The View started quite the discussion here on Mommyish when they proposed implanting microchips in children, like you would a pet. Whoopi Goldberg first mentioned the idea while the ladies were discussing the infamous Etan Patz case that really introduced parents to the dangers of missing children.

The basic conclusion of the panel was that if its good enough for your Shih Tzu, it should be good enough for your children. This way we would be able to find a young child if they were abducted.

First of all, as some of our wonderful readers noted, that’s not exactly the way that microchips work. Terri was the first to explain,

“Pet microchips don’t work like GPS trackers; rather, they can be scanned if a lost pet is brought into a shelter or vet clinic, in order to access the owner’s contact information. The women of The View don’t understand how microchips even work, which is only the first problem with this idea.”

And possibly my favorite response to this idea, again pointing out that microchips don’t work as GPS, came from Katie, who did an awesome job reminding us that children are not animals.

“I like this idea.

I will get my daughter chipped, that way, when she runs away in a thunderstorm because someone left the gate open, someone can just find her, take her to the vet and have her scanned and call me.”

But, even with all the dismissive and negative feedback that this zany little idea created, there were still plenty of parents who seemed to believe that a GPS tracker for children wouldn’t be a bad idea. Amy brought up another famous missing persons case and the impact it made on her.

“Yes. When I was 13 Jennifer Odom disappeared. She only needed to go 300ft to her house from the step off the school bus. It took a bit to find her body. Still Unsolved. Even if it’s worst case scenario, of I can get my pit bull back, I want the same service afforded to protecting my kids.”

I think the very existence of a segment on television talking about GPS trackers in our kids demonstrates just how scared normal parents are about their children’s safety. No matter what the crime rate may be, bad things still happen and parents are still desperate to protect their children from harm. One reader, Rebecca, had a pretty idea of a less permanent way to help keep track of young children who might wonder off. Her suggestion:

“I’d be interested in GPS jewelry for kids. Something you can remove easily, but isn’t so obvious that a kidnapper would recognize what it is. It would be great if only you had access to the GPS signal, say through your phone or something. I go into NYC a lot, which is challenging with two preschoolers. If one slips away at the giant toys r us a lot of panic attacks could be averted.”

To that end, there actually are a variety of GPS trackers that are available for cautious parents looking to keep their young children safe. But none of these options would be cheap. Companies have designed GPS units that can be placed in jewelry, clothing or bookbags, so that your children could be monitored at any time. Once the kids get older, you could stop asking them to wear the GPS device. (Or they could “lose” it, because I have a feeling that most tweens and teens wouldn’t want you tracking their every step.)

With all this talk of tracking kids in case of the worst, I think it’s important to note that parents should be educating their children about stranger danger and safe practices as well. GPS might locate your child after the unthinkable has happened, but we all want to avoid that final precaution. On the Mommyish Facebook page, Joan reminded us of the importance of educating our kids.

“I’d rather work towards making society safe and/or teaching my kids how to deal with dangerous situations – a sense of personal power.”

The pet-inspired microchip idea might not make it to common practice, but I think that parents are still looking for ways to protect their children, even from the most unlikely of threats. These are our precious bundles of joy, and it’s hard to let go of our control and trust them to be safe out in the world without us. We can’t protect children from everything, but I think there are a lot of parents that want to try to do just that.

So will GPS be the answer to those parents’ problems? Microchips may be out, but would you have your children carry around a GPS tracker, just in case the worst happens?

(Photo: Mother Board)



  1. Cheyenne Hornburg

    April 26, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    I don’t agree with micro-chipping kids–that’s a little too “big brother”–but my family does have GPS tracking on our cell phones. If my daughter has her phone on (she’s 15, it’s always on), we can track her general location. She knows we can track her. She is always honest with where she is so we’ve only used it on occasion but it makes me and my husband feel safer now that she’s out and about without us quite a bit.

  2. Jen

    April 26, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    This is just so so creepy–they’re kids, not migratory birds! I guess I just don’t understand how children can learn about trust and morality if their parents never give them a chance to do the wrong thing?

    • g

      October 9, 2014 at 12:12 pm

      Its not about not giving them chances, its protecting them from others not themselves.

  3. real life mofos

    February 6, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Lets leave out the big brother bullshit. Id bet mr and mrs Morcombe who had their child aducted and killed by one of the many ferals that pass as people would have loved a gps signal to get their 13yo son back asap. Are you so stupid that a crim would leave a band or phone with the kids. Put in a gps chip until 15 or so then take it out. you may never need it but if you do hundreds of family members will be thanking me for eternity.

  4. Rose winslet

    March 21, 2013 at 8:33 am

    As per my perspective I’ll go with GPS Tracking. GPS or global
    positioning system is a device through which you can check the exact
    location of an object. GPS tracking system are
    made to track down your moving fleet through Global Positioning
    Systems. This way you can safeguard your fleet against all odds as well
    as add up to the profit of your.


  5. alien99

    May 20, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Sick sick people as Benjamin Franklin said, Those people who trade security for freedom deserve neither. End of story….Stop all the FEAR and start living life.

    • Jimmy

      August 18, 2014 at 3:15 am

      You have kids retard? And to all of other stupid asses… You must not be very good parents. I wonder what you would say if your child was taken, raped, tortured, and killed. Can you even imagine what they would be thinking? Why isn’t my mommy or daddy here to save me? You fucking idiots make me sick!! I know that there is no implantable micro chip that can work as a GPS, at least to a civilian market, but if there were, I would do it in a heart beat. Don’t micro chip your kids, and you can deal with the any unfortunate incidents that might occur.

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