Woman Jogger Given Nickname of ‘Mad Pooper’ Because She Keeps Dropping Deuces on People’s Lawns

ByJayme Kennedy

In one of the most WTF stories of the year, police in Colorado Springs are asking for the public’s help in identifying a woman dubbed “The Mad Pooper”. The jogger has been crapping on people’s lawns while out on her runs (LOL), and now authorities are trying to find out who she is before she poops again.

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And just when you thought 2017 couldn’t get any shittier!

Cathy Budde, a resident in the neighborhood The Mad Pooper has been targeting, says her kids first caught the woman when she copped a squat outside their home. She told KKTV News her kids alerted her to the woman when they found her mid-movement. “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?'” Budde said. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”

The Mad Pooper has been leaving her little packages in people’s yards for 7 weeks. We just…what.

Police in Colorado Springs are just as baffled. No one seems to know what her motives are, and apparently, there are public restrooms located very close to where she’s doing her business in public. Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti says he’s at a loss. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.” We’re no poop-arazzi experts, but it seems pretty intentional. She even brings her own toilet paper! What a super shitty way to make a point.

Obviously, those who aren’t waking up to human crap in their yard are getting a kick out of this story.

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You know it’s been a crappy year when people are actually rooting for the woman who relieves herself on people’s lawns.

Cathy Budde and her family are fed up with this lady’s shit (literally and figuratively). They put up a sign in their yard that said, “Please, I’m begging you, please stop”. Did it work? NOPE! The Mad Pooper saw the sign and still dumped in front of their home. This lady gives not a single fuck.

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We can’t imagine it’ll be long before The Mad Pooper is identified and caught. And lord have mercy, we cannot WAIT to hear her explanation for all of this. We love a good poop story! She’s either batshit crazy, or has the sphincter control of a newborn baby. Mad Pooper, if you’re reading this, we salute you! And we’re also really glad we don’t live in Colorado Springs.

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(Image: Screenshot / KKTV News)

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