Woman Hosts Hilarious Craigslist “Sale” To Get Back At Cheating Husband

Okay, so I’m immature. I admit it. But boy would I be lying if I said I didn’t get a chuckle out of this “Lying Cheating Sale” Craigslist ad a woman placed after her husband left her for another woman.

I seriously don’t recommend this, as I’m sure there will be some impending litigation and she has now given him all the fodder he needs to sue her ass off. But, you have to admit it’s kinda hilarious the way she approaches the whole thing:

LOTS OF TOOLS WHICH HE DIDN’T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO USE. TABLE SAW, SUPER SIZE INDUSTRIAL LADDER, TOOL CABINETS. LAWNMOWER AND YARD TOOLS TOO. BRAND NEW SLIDING GLASS DOOR THAT HE NEVER GOT INSTALLED IS AVAILABLE TOO…

DON’T COME TOO EARLY (LIKE HE DID) BECAUSE I WILL BE THOUROUGHLY ENJOYING SOME WINE WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS THIS EVENING AS WE CLEAN OUT ALL THIS STUFF AND LIKELY BE NURSING HANGOVERS IN THE MORNING. SO PLEASE SPEAK SOFTLY TO THE LADIES WEARING THE SUNGLASSES: )

I’m always sort of amazed by someone who can pull themselves together in a time of crisis and take some hilarious revenge. Maybe she’s doing the opposite of “pulling it together” by selling all of her husband’s belongings in an estate sale. Maybe she’s actually totally losing her shit. But I think every woman scorned has secretly fantasized about their own “Waiting To Exhale” moment. You know the one. Where Angela Basset sets the house on fire. Yeah – it’s all kinds of crazy and I would never advocate doing that in real life. But don’t say you weren’t totally rooting for her when she did it.

Clearly, the sale isn’t going to solve any of the real issues here. But damn is it going to feel good to burn those clothes, right? Not that I’ve ever done something like that – but I’m secretly cheering this woman on from the sidelines. And it sounds like a damn good party.

(photo: Craigslist)