Kourtney Kardashian’s Topless Pics Are A Good Reminder That We All Look Amazing Knocked Up (NSFW)
I’m not one of those women who felt glowing and beautiful and delicious while pregnant. (Is there anything worse than people who use the word delicious to describe things that aren’t food?) I felt atrocious – I could barely walk without stabbing pains shooting through my legs and back and I had a generous helping of acid reflux barf every night after dinner. I was a mess. Or so I thought. In hindsight, when I look at photos of myself, I am glowing and beautiful and – dare I say it! – DELICIOUS. I look like a f**king boss queen, even though I am wearing bright purple Crocs in almost every pic because no other shoes fit my swollen feet.
So it’s nice to see these photos of a very pregnant and stunning Kourtney Kardashian in DuJour (WTF is that, seriously), because it’s a good reminder of something very important:
The Kardashians do a billion photoshoots, good lord I am so sick of them ALL women look GORGEOUS when we are pregnant.
Of course, Kourtney Kardashian is one of those delicious types. “I’m at my best when I’m pregnant,” she told the magazine. “It’s such an amazing feeling, the transformation that your body goes through. There’s something about that that’s so empowering and beautiful and I just really embrace it.”
Look, I know what you’re thinking: Not me! I was a pregnant shit show, a human mess who hobbled around in Target Maternity leggings for ten months. I wore orthopedic shoes because my feet were the size of bread loaves, and bathed in Saltine crackers because that’s all I could eat without throwing up. I had adult onset acne on all parts of my body. Also: Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids!!!
But I am here to tell you this: YOU WERE F**KING HOT WHEN YOU WERE PREGNANT (and you’re hot now, too).
Current preggos: YOU LOOK AMAZING RIGHT THIS INSTANT. Go hop in the shower, cover yourself with a giant white cheese cloth, get real wet and then take a photo. Kourtney Kardashian ain’t got nothing on you.
What she does have, however, is a ridiculous feather necklace that looks like she got real serious about cooking the Thanksgiving turkey this year.
To view the pics and the article, head over to Dujour.com.