95 Of The Best Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids

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By the time they hit elementary school, most kids LOVE knock-knock jokes. Punny, silly, play-on-words… the more ridiculous the punchline is, the better! As adults, we sometimes forget that knock-knock jokes actually have a bit of a learning curve at first. Don’t be surprised if you have to explain what it means to kids who are used to taking words quite literally. But once they “get” the joke, the laughter you’ll get in response is absolutely worth it.

We’ve collected here dozens and dozens of our very favorite knock-knock jokes. These ones are winners, guaranteed to get explosive laughs out of your kiddo. Print out the list to keep the family busy on your next road trip, or just pull them out slowly when everyone could use a chuckle. Keep it handy for the next time your kid asks you to tell them a joke. However you choose to dole them out, keep these jokes handy!

Interrupters

sisters
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow w””

MOOOOOOOO!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting starfish.

Interrupting starfish w””

(spread your fingers wide and gently cover their face)

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrupting pirate w””

ARRRRR!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Control fre””

Okay, now you say, ”˜Control freak who?’

Let Me In!

doors
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

Iva sore hand from knocking!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Pirates

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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Turner.

Turner who?

Turner round, there’s a pirate behind you!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Garden.

Garden who?

Garden the treasure, arrrrrr.

Dinosaurs Attack

dinosour
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dinosaur.

Dinosaur who?

Dinosaurs don’t say ”hoo,” they ROAR!!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s There?

Dino.

Dino who?

This joke is dino-mite!

Silly Critters

baby mom dad
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Alli.

Alli who?

Alligator, that’s who!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Two-knee.

Two-knee who?

Two-knee fish!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Rhino.

Rhino who?

Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Parrots.

Parrots who?

Sometimes, parrots just don’t understand.

It’s Cold Outside

snowman
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up; I’m freezing!

Snack Time

child snacks
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Nacho.

Nacho who?

Nacho cheese!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?
Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Raining Cats and Dogs

rehoming your pet
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Bow.

Bow who?

Not bow who, bow wow!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Catsup.

Catsup who?

Catsup a tree and won’t come down!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any more dogs out there?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Juan.

Juan who?

Juan day I’ll get a cat of my own!

Love

baby holding a heart
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive YOU!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl always love you!

Manners

kids
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Tank you!

Trick Or Treat

trick-or-treating
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me the most Halloween candy?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with candy!

Talk With The Animals

boy and pug dog
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, cow says MOO!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Hoo.

Hoo who?

I didn’t know you were an owl!

Time To Eat

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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Peas pass the salt!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Pete.

Pete who?

Pete-za delivery!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer almonds.

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Peanut butter.

Peanut butter who?

Peanut, peanut butter! And jelly!

Punny Animals

toucan bird
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Toucan.

Toucan who?

Toucan play at that game!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Gopher.

Gopher who?

I could gopher a cup of hot cocoa right about now!

Hello??

kid phone baby
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone wanna let me in??

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d drop by!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange [aren’t] you going to let me in?

Say What?

words kids mispronounce
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

No one.

No one who?

”¦

No one who?

”¦

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Someone.

Someone who?

Someone who’s too short to reach the doorbell!

Doors

doors
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us. Open up!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked. Let me in!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

Birdbrain

bird owl
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin YOU! Gimme all your money!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Calder.

Calder who?

Calder police; I’ve been robbed!

Answer the door!

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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain later!

Forgetfulness

cousins
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You mean you don’t know who you are?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know. I forgot.

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe give me five dollars?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money for the movies.

Potty Humor

kids bathroom toilet
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

I did up.

I did up who?

Ha ha, you did a poo!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Eeew, gross, I don’t want to smell your poo!

Cars & Trains

cars toys mom son boy
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo ”beep beep,” not who!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Chooch.

Chooch who?

Are you pretending to be a train?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl aboard!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan working on the railroad.

Keep ”˜Em Coming!

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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey HAVE to keep telling these jokes?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be some better knock-knock jokes than this!

Don’t Bug Me!

girl bug
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Ants.

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Honeybee.

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and let me in!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amos-quito bit me!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna-ther mosquito!

Back to School

preschool
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O.

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Rita.

Rita who?

Rita book; you might learn something!

Keep Knocking

kids eating lunch
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness, wrong door!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Shut Tight

boy kid window
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Sherlock.

Sherlock who?

Sherlock your door tightly, don’t you?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey won’t fit in the lock!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing? Open the door!

Winter Blue-Hoos

winter baby snowman
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Musically Yours

child development study
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing so loud the neighbors can hear!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume! It’s my favorite song!

Help!

baby in bath
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dwain.

Dwain who?

Dwain the bathtub; I’m dwowning!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry; it’s only a joke!

Time For Silliness

kids talking about body parts
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Furry.

Furry who?

Furry up, we’re going to be late!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Hungry clock.

Hungry clock who?

Hungry clock went back four seconds!

Kooky

kids club
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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Cook.

Cook who?

Hey, who you calling cuckoo??

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita nap!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking so many questions?

It’s Your Birthday

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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

Art you coming to my birthday party?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Bacon.

Bacon who?

Bacon a birthday cake for you!

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Bird.

Bird who?

Bird-day greetings to you.

Open The Door

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Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken you let me in?

 

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Will.

Will who?

Will you PLEASE open the door already?

 

Knock-knock.

Whos there?

Says.

Says who?

Says ME, that’s who?

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