Kim Kardashian Had Her Magical Babypalooza Shower Extravaganza Where People Dressed in Tablecloths
The group enjoyed brunch noshing on pancakes, waffles and fruit before playing games and guessing baby names. Guests left with wreaths made of baby’s breath in their hair.
They should have given guests T-shirts that read:
I WENT TO THIS SUCKY BABY SHOWER THAT WILL PROBABLY BE SHOWN ON THE E NETWORK AND ALL I GOT WAS A CROWN MADE OF WEEDS FOR MY HAIR.
I always thought that swanky famous people baby showers included like Oscar-level gifts bags full of swag like one hundred percent authentic Cubic Zirconium earrings and a buy-one-get-one-free spray tanning session. But I guess who needs gifts when the best gift of all is gazing at Kourtney and her beautiful dress made out of dead grandma tablecloths. Khloe wore a dress constructed out of dead grandma bed sheets, and there is a photograph of her and Lamar getting all handsy in a corner that I would love to show you, but I don’t have the rights to this picture but I do have this one:
And I hit Khloe’s twitter account to see if she had posted the PDA pic and all I got was this motivational drivel that is the type of thing some of my older relatives spam me with because they are totally unfamiliar with snopes.com:
Now that the kat is out of the Kardashian vag bag and we all know Kim is having a girl khild, I guess all we can do is hope that Kanye is around a little bit more frequently, because according to Papa Jenner:
”Actually, I have only met him once,” Bruce told Maria Menounos, who was shocked by his confession. “He’s never … he’s not around,” he laughed, adding, “He was in Paris the whole time writing, and he just hasn’t been around.”
So to recap, we have learned Kim is having a baby girl, NeNe Leakes possibly ate waffles, and Khloe believes everything she reads on the Internet. Best baby shower recap ever!
(Photos: WENN)