Kate And Wills Ordered Post-Labor Pizza Just Like They Are Common Peoples
As crowds of jubilant well-wishers mobbed the front of St Mary’s tonight to celebrate the birth of the new third-in-line to the throne, the Royal couple’s bodyguards made another important delivery out of view.
Royal close-protection officers were seen delivering two pizzas to the rear entrance to the hospital where the Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to her son this afternoon.
The plain-clothes policeman arrived at the discreet back entrance to St Mary’s at 8.45pm, having left ten minutes before the Palace made the announcement of the Royal birth.
His timing suggests that, having given themselves several hours private time after the birth of their son, the Duke and Duchess are now ready to settle down and observe the national celebration their happy arrival has prompted.
I have no information on whether our very favorite guard was involved in this pizza fetching or not. Nor do I know what sort of pizzas were ordered, but because they are in London I bet they are really good pizzas. I suppose there is a chance that these pizzas weren’t even delivered to the royal parents, and like maybe Pippa wanted pizza or something, but because it fits into the narrative I want to believe I shall go with what the Daily Mail claims. I love thinking of these adorable new parents cooing over the little princeling and noshing on pizza, just like they are all domestic and common like the rest of us.
And nowwwww, I want pizza. And now you have to tell me what you ate after having your baby, even if it was only graham crackers and ginger-ale from the family waiting room.
(Image: Wenn)