Jessica Simpson Had Her Baby Boy So You Can All Stop Pacing The Floor In Anticipation!
Because it’s been an entire day since she has given birth, do you think she has lost all the baby weight yet? I sure do hope so. I wonder if Weight Watchers representatives were in the hospital room with her. Maybe they weighed her placenta so they could already say in an ad that Jessica has lost 4 pounds since starting Weight Watchers. Our friends at TMZ are asking the classy question already:
Where is the IDGAF option? I am voting for IDGAF. Someone make a note that I have voted IDGAF. It’s bad enough that we all have to feign interest when these Z-list celebs have babies and even worse when you realize that for the new few months, a lot of the news we are exposed to will be all about how fast Kim Kardashian and Jessica have lost their baby weight. I think it would be super cool if they made the announcement that they have decided not to lose any weight at all, and will maybe even gain a few pounds and they focus on what should be the most important things, their new babies. But I guess that won’t happen, and I also forgot the most important aspect of this:
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