Can We All Stop Trying To Put A Baby In Jennifer Aniston, Please?

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shutterstock_122720032__1367764127_142.196.167.223How many years has it been that we’ve all been forcing Jennifer Aniston to be pregnant? By my calculations, it’s about seven-and-a-half. Ever since Brad Pitt left her to start a family with Angelina Jolie, we’ve all been trying to give Jen some kind of “revenge bump.” Take that Brad! I’m not barren! Can we stop the insanity, please?

The baby fervor is going into over-drive since she got engaged to Justin Theroux. As we all know, everyone who gets married wants to start a family. Please tell me you didn’t miss the sarcasm in that statement. Why isn’t it enough to be wildly successful, gorgeous, rich and have a hot husband to travel the globe with? Why are we always trying to put a baby in Jennifer Aniston?

An article I read this week in Metro inspired this rant. The headline was, “Jennifer Aniston Sparks Rumors She Is Pregnant – Saying Yoga Is Helping Her ‘Prepare.’  The quote was actually, “Yoga kinda helps you prepare for everything. Honestly, it’s like meditation.” Um, does anyone else feel like she was confessing to being pregnant here? I don’t. The article goes on to say, “The blonde continued to tease with a set of vague responses about her exercise regime and said that she was using yoga to ‘prepare’ – but didn’t specify if that was for a wedding or a baby.” Because women obviously can’t use tools like yoga to just help them cope with life a little better. We wouldn’t bother “preparing” for anything that wasn’t a wedding or a baby. Good grief.

I’m sure we have years of speculation ahead of us, unless she decides to go on Anderson Cooper and say she’s pre-menopausal or has decided to have a hysterectomy or something. God forbid a successful, popular, soon-to-be-married woman doesn’t use her uterus for baby-making. What will we all do?

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  1. gracie

    May 5, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    DUH! The reason for all these pregnancy rumors is because ANISTON herself at everey interview for over 15 YEARS claimed baby is on the way! Don’t you do research before you write an article? Check out all of her interviews 2000 and on. IF she does not want a child that is fine but why LIE to your few fans and say DIRECT QUOTE about having kids in 2005 “I did, I do I will” Enough said about this talentless fameho!

    • Cee

      May 5, 2013 at 8:06 pm

      Shhhh shhhh. Here Just follow the orangish link. It’ll be alright.

    • Amanda Low

      May 5, 2013 at 9:30 pm

      Wow! For hating her, you seem to know a ton about her!

  2. Rollergirl09

    May 5, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    She’s 44 for crying out loud! At what point does she stop being a baby factory? And why is it impossible to believe that some women just don’t want to be moms. I always feel so bad for Jennifer Aniston because her failed relationship with Brad Pitt is somehow more important than her professional accomplishments. It is really quite disgusting.

    • gracie

      May 5, 2013 at 12:48 pm

      LMAO. What accomplishments? All of her movies are a bust, all she does is tan, drink & have her publicist keep her in the tabloids. We all know, since she told Letterman “charity is not her thing”. So is going to Mexico 3 times a year to give bikini shots to paps for decades, drinking , smoking and tanning. If that is what you mean by accomplishments. Thanks but no Thanks! She is pushing 50…no one wants to see her arse and cooch and saggy boobs show!

    • meteor_echo

      May 5, 2013 at 2:31 pm

      And yet she accomplished much more than you did – at least she has grace to not lurk on a feminist website and body-shame other women.

    • gracie

      May 5, 2013 at 2:55 pm

      Say what? She is a FEMINIST? Oh Lordy are you out of your freaking mind? This fameho has THREE things going for her and they are ALL almost a DECADE AO!

      Aniston’s accomplishments. I am embarrassed to highlight the top THREE!

      1-HER HAIR!
      2-She was the LEAST funny of an ensemble cast of SIX called “Friend”
      3-She used to be married to THE BRAD PITT NINE damn years ago! She somehow snagged the REAL A-Lister Brad Pitt after a rebound from Paltrow & she has milked that PATHETIC marriage to Brad of less than 5 years for almost a decade now!

      So her claim to fame is HAIR,BRAD, FRIENDS! LOL Pathetic!

    • Cee

      May 5, 2013 at 8:05 pm

      Oh dear. Are you lost? I’ll help you get back where you need to go
      You’re welcome.

    • Crystal

      May 5, 2013 at 8:18 pm

      You are the one is out of your freaking mind. What’s pathetic is your disturbing hatured (I get not liking her but you are taking it to the extreme) and calling her marriage to Brady pathetic (you have no idea what their marriage was like).

      FYI: The woman has a successful career, that is an accomplishment. And she hasn’t milked her past marriage for all it’s worth. It’s the media and people like you who are the reason why it’s still a huge part of her image. It’s time to move on from the Brad and Jen years, they both clearly have.

    • Blooming_Babies

      May 5, 2013 at 2:58 pm

      I know it’s hard but… don’t feed the trolls, it’s never worth the headache

    • gracie

      May 5, 2013 at 3:10 pm

      I guess TRUTH hurts! Give me ONE MOVIE Aniston was NOT the secon, third banana to a great comedian or lovely dogs that she ONLY shined? LMAO YOU CAN’T CAN YOU?

      I find it so INSULTING that you guys would call this shallow thing a “feminist”. Whatever you guys are smoking please share with us! I am sure your faux feminist Aniston has a load of happy, coke & toke!

    • meteor_echo

      May 5, 2013 at 4:29 pm

      Why are you so pressed about her? 😉

    • gracie

      May 5, 2013 at 5:35 pm

      Beacause she is the LAST person to be mentioned as a FEMINIST! It is the biggest INSULT!

      So, why are you bent out of shape for this bimbo Aniston?

    • meteor_echo

      May 5, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    • meteor_echo

      May 5, 2013 at 6:10 pm

      I’m having fun instead :3

  3. nb

    May 5, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    It’s so sad we live in such a celebrity obsessed culture.

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